I know it?s a double, sorry, but I?m going gaga waiting for konkon (Mr K to you and I) to finish his ?twibble?, Mr K took delivery of a special ?Fat Robin? Mix , the new recipe now contains berry suet blended with a wild nut ingredient, the enhanced high oil content gives extra ?beak? energy, essential I am informed for a Laughing Kookaburra (Dacelo novaeguineae) to let out a serious mapahalakhak......Tumawa si Kayoko nang malakas, a friendly nod in the direction of the naming source, although after Saturday?s Arsenal v Blackburn I doubt whether Konkon will even raise a snort, Grandma was weeping in her dry port and sherry as Arsenal did not have a single Englishman on the park well at least gracing the starting line up, a first this season in the premier league......comments welcome Mr K..... Ho hum lol...

On to the Biggie Man U v Chelsea Sunday 18th 16:00
Man U 3 ? 1 Chelsea, this fixture was never going to be another run of the mill bore, oh no we had a perfect rendition of how Buster Kenton would have taken a penalty courtesy one Wayne Rooney. So just for the record ...

Wayne Rooney Penalty Miss Vs Chelsea 18/9/11..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl3fKRh5vvc

Edit: FA have stamped all over above, try....

Wayne rooney penalty miss 18/09/11..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BER2hKBMcjA

and another

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY8_6lmY7Dw


I swear that ?rug/wasp chewer? on his head is responsible ...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2014060/Wayne-Rooney-hair-transplant-Was-30k-really-money-spent.html

So for Wayne ..... Real man of genius really bad ?wasp chewer? wearer ....ok toupee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOgQcyklEBc

On to Chelsea, Robert Earnshaw come home all is forgiven. Roberts tin leg shuffle for Wales against England has nothing on Fernando Torres.

Let me set the scene ... With just seven or so minutes remaining twinkle toes Torres breaks through scooping a perfect Ramires pass, sliding the ball cleverly from left to right followed by a dainty skip round Man U keeper De Gea, there in front of him the Goal gaping like free willy having a yawn, and somehow Torres managed to look like Jack Sparrow dancing with Edward Scissorhands, whilst his lower limbs broke into a cross between the locomotion and chubby checker having a fit, how much !!!!??? ?50,000,000, I would insist on change from ?50....

So for Torres quote from Romeo and Juliet, ?Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.?

Torres Open Goal Miss 18/09/11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqPCID29XWM

Edit: FA are taking em' down quicker than I put em' up
ok it war....

Fernando Torres Worst Miss in History!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haFhneYuIos

one more for luck....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgzCJs8l3uo

So there you have it, five out of five Man U?s best start to a season for 26 years.

Last read in horror ...........Truly Astonishing .....
Colombian owl kicked by Panamanian defender Luis Moreno dies of shock.....

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/mar/02/owl-colombia-luis-moreno-dies