You know, now you come to mention it there is something about Steven Hawkins that is intriguing, it?s the voice I think, a sort of HAL2000 on casters?I say this affectionately and with respect?

I mean look at Einstein, ?hot hunky human teddy bear? he ain?t?but when listening to the track ?special and general theory of relativity? re-mix feat... Hawkins synth voice on an 808 combo... CD, available at UCL London?.. he certainly is date material...

Amaterasu?elderly!?...are we talking Zimmer frames and denture friendly food, liquid Sheppard?s pie through a straw?..you are too modest, I believe we all have ?crushes?, it called infatuation and one day we will all experience this emotion?wanted or unwanted..

Once a friend at school had a mega crush on a teacher, in all respects an intelligent, popular, outgoing, grade A pupil, an honest bright character, to use her own words she could not either understand or control the way she felt.
She used to wait for him after school and follow him home, leave and hide poems and messages for him, but she never gave away who she was or why?I begged her to stop, she poured all her feeling for him into her personal journal, fantasy meeting, dreams of romantic liaisons, declarations of unrelenting desire, all the passion and wantin, daily and graphically described.

One day her parents while cleaning her room found this journal and I probably don?t need to describe what happened next, after confronting their daughter they went to the school, and although this teacher, married with young children, had done nothing to be ashamed off, neither encouraging her attentions or returning her affection, after all with over 1100 student attending the school, and with no real evidence to connect the notes and poems to her he ignored and through them away, he eventually had to leave the school and move elsewhere?

A while back I went to a friend?s birthday party and she was there and I asked her about ?the crush?, and she dismissed it as nothing more than ?her illness?, and blamed him for ?making? her feel that way??future bunny boiler?

Well Josh_Shing you seem pretty clued up and sensible?

And Amaterasu it will be a pleasure to initiate you in some Rhyming Slang?.stand by!