First slang thread tomorrow

It?s mostly first year graduates that try to pick up everything in a skirt, male, female, sheep , cattle, the odd goat, normally after playing the drinking game ?snakes and bladdered?:
http://www.drinkstuff.com/products/product.asp?ID=4132

I have only ever been to the college ?commons bar? once, literally guys ?boiled as owls? staggered over trying to stand but best efforts was dribbling heads attached to swaying carcasses, to then collapse down uninvited beside us, and through ?halitosis hell? ,(bad breath), a combo of chicken and lamb donner ( kebab) 8 pints of ?wife beater?.. Stella Artois and Diamond White Cider followed by 10 or so vodka and red bulls, so to come out with gems like ?If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable?, ?Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for?, ?If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous?, and the truly gross ?If you were a boogey I'd pick you first??one guy ?barked?(sick) in my hand bag once, no kidding my friend and I had ordered our drinks, just about to go to the ?beer garden? and the guy appeared and tried to say something and next minute?arrhhhgggg?in my favourite hand bag?I really lost my temper?

Most of the time I frequent our local pub who lets me play Utada, some evenings normally Wednesdays or Thursdays, but they don?t tolerate drunken behaviour.

My older friends tell me that they have ?crushes? they obviously don?t use the word ?crush? but Nina told me that when she met her husband ?it was love at first date?, she had dated before so it was not as if she was ?silly naive?, Nina could not explain it, so romantic, and yes he brought her a little gift, not expensive or flash, something small, Nina has never told me what this gift was, it their ?little something??

Maybe Romance and courtship,(one of my Mothers favourite words) is a tad unfashionable, and I know Guys who have been treated appallingly by their girlfriends who show honesty and respect and are called boring in return.
The link is ironic, a dry English humour appreciates the satirical wit behind the message lol?


I know Hikki is a confirmed Trekkie, Picard is mentioned lyrically in TITO, too much bewildered amusement.
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Josh is enlightened Guy, no doubt, he will be snapped up before long, cupids arrow is not far behind humility, it a rare quality .