Jesuislm ?kings cup??
And ?I?m an insane heavyweight? in your reference to alcoholic drink?

Can you explain??

I can?t speak for ?Guys?, as the last time I checked I hadn?t sprouted a Terry the Todger along with a matching set of his hairy conkers.

The average male sperm count is around 60 million per millilitre in the developed world, excepting that it only takes one to create ovulation, it?s still astonishing what natures winning sperm can infrequently throw up, or throw back in the human male.

So often it is the case that Guys think that the appendage swinging precariously between their legs, can only function properly if it is drowning in copious amounts of alcohol.

Even for my 18 tender years, I have been unfortunate enough to have Guys bark (sick) into my favourite handbag, get so drunk and start reciting the pleasures of sex with a parrot including the clucking and chirping, in conjunction with flapping wings. And on one particular occasion a guy donning a lampshade on his head and wearing what appeared to be a full set of curtain blinds enthusiastically attempted introduce me to his idea of what my Japanese samurai ancestry looked like.


God, I wish I had your sensible calm pragmatic attitude, because and I quote:

?He asked for my phone number and in drunken honesty said: "i can't call you tomorrow or the next day or even the next one because then i'll look desperate, so just wait for me okay?"

If a single celled primate ever puked that line at me ?Drunken Honestly? or not, I have kicked him a set of testicular earrings I swear?.

If you fancy this Guy make him grovel on his knees,

Ok Guys at college named me Painful Pip, but they never ever disrespected me?