Check out our Philipa and her bag of humour. First she posts something about goat-sex in a thread, and now she implies that Winston should have sex with his restaurant. Tell me: which orafice should fornicate with? I imagine that coitus with brick lined buildings is difficult, but I also imagine that someone has pioneered this romantic art well before me.

When a girl sees me juggle, it's like, "Oooh. Just imagine what HE can do IN BED."

Let me correct your statement.

To be a successful Restaurateur, requires hard work and dedication, so I know you are no stranger to life’s challenges.


Since our restaurant isn't doing well, I'm not successful. So none of the above really applies to me. And you will never see a bigger slacker than yours truly. And by 'life's challenges' you mean frequently entertain suicidal thoughts Then you are right on the money!



And then she shat on a turtle!