Actually, I wasn't aware. I should take the blame for being an idiot. Hey, at least there was no casualties. Besides McCain, he had an heart attack amidst all the commotion. Too overwhelming.

[I'm a female, it's my fault for not stating that earlier or at all. I don't like filling out those "A/S/L" things. But it was pretty amusing for a while. xD]

Anyways, Josh decided to throw another campaign party after the first one was deemed unsuccessful. Even though I protested against this decision, he decided to go ahead with it. Fortunately, he learned his lesson from the previous party and did not invite those fierce English soccer fans. Instead, Josh booked a traveling circus company.

Alright, it seemed cool and we both agreed on it.

Rumor has it that the party was disastrous again. I'm here to confirm this. It was a complete mess! The lion tamer was too intoxicated to tame the ferocious lions, thus they roamed freely and hunted several of our elderly party guests. The handicapped juggler was unsuccessful when he tried to juggle several chainsaws, resulting in amputation his only arm. The medics refused to come inside and treat him because they all possessed coulrophobia. [Even I was slightly disturbed by the clowns, they weren't pretty...at all.] So the juggler died of blood loss and the elephants went on a rampage. Hundreds of our guests were crushed to death under their massive weight or luckily fled in terror.

Being for the benefit of Mr. Shing? Not so much. What in the world were you thinking?